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Mon, May 20 2019 7:58 AM (294 replies)
  • jimoldfart
    131 Posts
    Wed, Jul 16 2014 11:35 AM

    You know your getting old when you have to take Viagra to find the damn thing to pee with.

  • alcaucin
    9,041 Posts
    Wed, Jul 16 2014 11:47 AM

    jimoldfart:

    You know your getting old when you have to take Viagra to find the damn thing to pee with.

    By your user name....

    ^^ There speaks the voice of experience :)

     

  • BamBam73
    16 Posts
    Thu, Jul 17 2014 1:02 PM

    You know you're getting old when .....

    Your gladly accept your sons hand me down electronics, golf clubs or computer assistance!

  • frappefort
    3,994 Posts
    Thu, Jul 17 2014 1:25 PM

    You know you are getting hold when ...................    you are looking for your glasses and you are wearing them , you get mad about  loosing your denture and oupsss you realize its in your mouth already .......  and you go for a pee and 2 minutes later  sitting on your lazy chair you are still leaking pee.   you look at yourself nude in the mirror and you notice your private part is hanging  close to your knees and  you open a can of spam and realize later you had a cat food sandwish  you taught  tasted dam good your cat got the spam ,you go do your n2 in the morning and end up doing  it 3 times in the space of one hour  and still feel you need to evacuate some more .

  • gyrene120
    595 Posts
    Fri, Jul 18 2014 8:53 PM

    you know ur gettng old when no one knows who Capt. Kangaroo was lol

  • mantis0014
    8,946 Posts
    Fri, Jul 18 2014 9:14 PM

    You know ya getting old when your Kids are cringing when you bopping to 80's music....lol

    -Roger

  • Melonhead66630
    102 Posts
    Fri, Jul 18 2014 9:46 PM

    You know you are getting old when.........

    ..................................I'm sorry, what was the question?

     

  • mgbirish
    4,019 Posts
    Fri, Jul 18 2014 9:55 PM

    Getting old is better than the alternative! The first 45 record I bought was this!

  • rmchangin
    1,327 Posts
    Fri, Jul 18 2014 11:16 PM

    You know you're getting old when you sit down on the crapper to do your Morning business and your Balls splash down in the Bowl !

  • AeriesTakaaki
    83 Posts
    Sat, Jul 19 2014 9:26 AM

    you think the rolling stones are a new group.

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