You know you're getting old when you can't bite your fingernails anymore because your teeth are worn down. -- just dandy
You know your getting old when you can't get it up for sex so you get the wife to lie on her back and get in the bicycle position and you drop it in.
You know you're getting old when...
...WGT offers you Dignitas vouchers in your Elite section.
...the first pop song you remember from the hitparades is Help!
...you have seen&heard the Beatles in Star Club, Hamburg.
(one from me, second from a friend who is older than he looks ;) )
When you have more grey hair growing on your ears and out your nose than on your head.........
JFidanza: You know you are getting old when........... You hit the #18 drive and it rolls into the cup, the group cheers. You turn to a woman and ask, "What happened?" She says, "You got it in the hole; you're done!" You reply, "Well, how much do I owe you?" [rimshot]
You know you are getting old when...........
You hit the #18 drive and it rolls into the cup, the group cheers.
You turn to a woman and ask, "What happened?"
She says, "You got it in the hole; you're done!"
You reply, "Well, how much do I owe you?"
[rimshot]
I didn't check if someone won, but I'm sure I had the corker. :D
You know you are old when almost everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
You know you are old when work is a lot of fun and fun is a lot of work.
Two done, time for a nap.
When BenGay is an aphrodisiac !
You know your getting old when, you go to your 40th High School reunion and the talk is about aches, pains, sugery, medication, retirement and pensions. Not to mention that all your school mates look old and they belong in an old age home and you still look young in comparison..
When your walking across the parking lot to your hotel room after work and a box turtle stops and waits for me to get the hell out of his way. Happened to me last Thursday night. Daaaaaaamn.