Well, I'll be damned. I just played 18 at Oakmont. Bogeyed the last hole after a weak first putt, but finished with a 66.
Turns out, I'd set up the course for a club tournament. Didn't expect it would work, but I teed it up anyway...and it played just fine.
If anyone wants to take one last stab at it, feel free to join The Golf Masters Club and play this week's Medalist Trophy. If you want to quit the club after the round, no hard feelings whatsoever.
Damn, it felt like I was playing a ghost!
Don't know how long it will last, but it's on the club schedule until May 2.