A man joined a golf club and arranged to play the club professional and assistant. They agreed to start at 8.30 and the man said he maybe a bit late as it happens he wasn't and beat his opponents. They were a bit upset by this and agreed to play the next day and the man said 8.30 but might be a bit late. he turned up on time and this time played lefthanded and again beat them. The profesional said to the man "I don't understand it you say you beat us playing right handed then left handed and you say you might be a bit late but never are." The man replied "When I wake up I look at the wife i8f she is laying on her right side I play right handed and if she is on her left side I play left handed and if she is laying on her back I might be a bit late."