Mornin O the 11th day , Santa wakes with a hangover after having a " FEW " two many when checking the list of good boys and girls .
The elves were fighting and with squeeky voices the noise didnt help with a hang over !
FRIKIN LITTL BSTDDDDS .... WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT !!!!!!!
Elmer the little helper took a Xtra cookie from the tray .
Santa walks out of the room ,, runs down the hall to the bathroom .
Due to the hang over Santa had to " Toss " his cookies .
After a asprin & clean up on isle # 3 Santa went back to fix things .
The elves still at it Santa walks over to the tray of cookies .
Look here at this tray of cookies as he lifts it off the table .
If you want a 2nd cookie take it , just say Please & Thank you is all i ask .
Santa has a need to run back down the hall if you know what we be talking about .
he then drops the tray of cookies by mistake as the elves watched .
thinking fast Santa said .
IT WOULD BE EASY IF THERE WERE NO FFFKIN KOOKIES !
out of the room and down the hall Santa made his way a healthy # 2 was calling .
back in the office Santa sat nursing his hang over thinking still got so much to do .
So with that Santa touched a finger up to his noes , Gave a wink and took a sniff .
and up the chimmey he rose .
Merry Christmas in July 2018
OPY