Browsing the morning papers, I came across this;
Due to recent downsizing a vacancy has been created in the legend Tier.
Applicants should be honest, forthright and dilligent.
You should have a proven track record of fair play and an ability to interact competently with co-workers.
You should be able to speak your mind with diplomacy and tact.
Previous experience is not allowed, but is an advantage to many.
You must be capable of operating in an often hostile environment.
Your abilities must be your own, without the aid of props or enhancements.
Successful candidates will not be notified, in keeping with dismissal policy.
This position can be terminated at will for any infringement considered weighty enough, despite co-workers similar infringements being ignored.
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Thought I might apply myself, but I only have one account :-(
Lizzie xx