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RIP Kim Jong-il, the greatest golfer ever

• zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts

  Mon, Dec 19 2011 4:11 AM

  What did his opponent say when Kim Jong-il stepped up to the tee?

  "That's good."

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  When Pyongyang's first golf course opened in 1994, Kim Jong-il was given the honour of playing the first round. When he came to sign his card at the end, it stated that he had shot a 38-under-par round, which included 11 holes-in-one. His 17 bodyguards were put forward as witnesses to his remarkable feat.

  http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/shortcuts/2011/dec/19/kim-jong-il-things-never-knew?intcmp=239

• thebigeasy707 5,885 Posts

  Mon, Dec 19 2011 4:27 AM

  He must have used AutoDing

   

  tbe

• oilyrag 875 Posts

  Mon, Dec 19 2011 5:48 AM

  not bad on a par 72, 6800 yard course

• Ducati916 1,116 Posts

  Mon, Dec 19 2011 2:46 PM

  did anyone ever see him and Bollox in the same picture.....I think not.....that may explain the 38 under par round.......

• nanstar 4,914 Posts

  Wed, Dec 21 2011 5:12 AM

  zagraniczniak:

   

  it stated that he had shot a 38-under-par round, which included 11 holes-in-one.

  I'd heard rumours he was ill,sick in fact..but 38 under par,11 holes in one and dead to boot...wow,wtg kimmy!

• Topcat488 172 Posts

  Wed, Dec 28 2011 5:26 AM

  I'm glad they finally buried the bum. I was getting tired of looking at all the FAKE crying that was going on by his followers prisoners... But it is possible to shoot 11 hole in ones, i know i did it... But then i was rudely awakened by my alarm clock, and had to get ready for work.

• PGAbound67 565 Posts

  Wed, Dec 28 2011 5:22 PM

  esssy:

  zagraniczniak:

  What did his opponent say when Kim Jong-il stepped up to the tee?

  "That's good."

  -----------------------------------

  When Pyongyang's first golf course opened in 1994, Kim Jong-il was given the honour of playing the first round. When he came to sign his card at the end, it stated that he had shot a 38-under-par round, which included 11 holes-in-one. His 17 bodyguards were put forward as witnesses to his remarkable feat.

  http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/shortcuts/2011/dec/19/kim-jong-il-things-never-knew?intcmp=239

  i dont understand why you would praise up such a person who was hated all around

  the world because he starved his own people for his own political achievements 

  i reckon his score should be cut from any golf history for good

  peace out

  

   

• thebigeasy707 5,885 Posts

  Wed, Dec 28 2011 5:29 PM

  rofl PGA

  tbe

• Yappy22 733 Posts

  Wed, Dec 28 2011 6:59 PM

  To funny....HAHAHA!!!