"Now we take you to greenside with Gary".
"Thanks Jim. You`re not going to believe this , but mefitz Flew his putt right over the hole. He must`ve forgotten that they bikini waxed these greens for the championship!'
"He`s now on the fringe, with what appears to be a very large vodka tonic,handed to him by some guy they all call DMM. Mefitz, what are your thoughts right now?"
"Erm..the Yanks are the best...yeah, the Sox are a good team...at choking. Tampa? Where did They come from?" (hick) `*-P