luckysump:
Hello people, I don't think you've been here long so, WGT don't like us using name's. You can curse them blind ( no swearing ), but no names please.
As far as God and our Muslim friends are concerned, Let me ask you will God really help you when your playing, will Allah help you out of the Bunker on St Andrews, I think not, so lets leave it to the right and proper place shall we. This is a Golf site, so play Golf.
Keep Swinging. ( not that Swinging ).
Lucky
Hey Lucky, that reminds me of a very old joke:
Dave is playing golf with his friend the local vicar. He's playing well enough tee to green but cannot buy a put. After missing a three footer on the 9th hole he yells 'GODDAMN IT I MISSED', to which the vicar replies 'Please do not take the Lord's name in vain'. Dave mutters an apology and they move on, with the Vicar two-up at the turn.
On the 12th hole Dave (now three down) has an even shorter put of two feet to win the hole but he snatches at it and drags it left. 'GODDAMN IT I MISSED AGAIN'. The Vicar is most offended and reprimands him again; ' I'm warning you Dave you mustn't take the Lord's name in vain or you'll regret it'. 'Yeah, yeah sorry Vic I just lost it, I'm sorry it won't happen again' replies Dave and they move on.
The Vicar then starts to struggle and by the time they reach the 18th green Dave is just one behind and it faced with an absolute tiddler of just one foot to win the hole and tie the match. Sure enough he misses it and yells out 'GODDAMN IT I MISSED THE F***ER'.
The sky begins to darken and a rumbling noise is heard just before a bolt of lightning streaks down and hits the Vicar, burning him to a crisp. Whereupon a booming voice is heard from the heavens:
'GODDAMN IT I MISSED THE F***ER'.