CHEERS All, it's 5:00 somewhere. It's 12:24 here and I am on my 5th of the day. Give me 4 more hours and I'll be ready for an AS game. Any one planning to drive has to take my sobriety test first. Repeat after me:
Starkel Starkle little twink. who the hell I is I think. I'm not under the alcafluence of incohol, like you thinkles peep I am. Besides, I've only had tee martoonies, and I have all day sober to sunday up in. I'm so drunk, I don't know who's me yet, but the drunker I sit here, the longer I'll get.
Administered by officer Squirrel Nutz. On patrol for the safety of all.