My gift to the WGT community.
My Holiday Fruit Cake Recipe.
1 cup of water, 1 cup of sugar, 4 brown eggs, 2 cups of dried fruit, 1 teaspoon of salt, 1 cup brown sugar, lemon juice. crushed nuts and a bottle of whiskey.
Sample the whiskey and check for quality.
Take a large bowl, check the whiskey again. Pour 1 cup of whiskey and drink. repeat. Take a mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add 1 tsp of sugar and beat again.
Recheck the whiskey for quality, cry another full tup. Turn off the mixer, beat 2 leggs and add to bowl, chick in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner, if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey and check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something, who gives a damn. Check the whiskey again, sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.. Add 1 table and a spoon of sugar.
Grease the oven, turn the cake tin to 350. Don't forget to beat off the turners. Throw the bowl out the window and recheck the whiskey. If the cruit fake doesn't rise check the whiskey again and start over.This recipe doesn't always work the first time.
Happy Holidays To the entire WGT community
SquirrelNutz