mkg335: Parkinson's is a merciless bear.
never met a merciFUL Bear TBH.......even if it could remember its own name ;::)
Hey....in the forest shootin sh(t outta other mammals/ rodents/amphibians/reptiles (just about anything without an orange tanktop on lol
..deserve all u get really ;D
Hunters obviously M ..if you are one then see above ^^^ ;))
Lion wakes thinking " phtt that was a tuff night, hot as Hell to be honest, I couldn't settle,tossing n turning..... I need a slurp,mouths dry as a nuns crotch.now where's that water ? shiite fookin 9 miles away ..no choice on I go..."
40 mins later sees some blue on the horizon thinks..
" Is right I'm nearly there "
It was a fookin mirage....!!
Doesn't faze him one iota.
Goes " Ok NW'S, I turn rightish, and be there in half an hour"
This golden God plods on. smells the agua from 1/4 mile away
Then gets a bit of a wriggle on ( obviously ) u man's parched...
Jogs up to the watering hole and BANG..
Doesn't even hear the projectile launch into his impressive mane of hair, fly through his left ear, scramble his brain matter and exit the other side....
NOT a funny story TBH. ;(((