I drove a golf ball in the air
It fell to earth I know just where.
Though I aimed at a pin that stood afar
It pierced the windshield of my car.
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee', she said.
'Where?', he asked.
'Between the first and second hole', she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then surely your feet were too far apart.'
Kingsbridge:Feel free to post your own jokes...
about 1/2 of merion's greens...they'll always give you a fair old chuckle....or did you hear about the drive that landed at least 4 yrds on the short stuff on the fairway but you're approach was out of 40/50 2nd cut rough :)
another great joke is the R11 4 iron landing 190 yrds when dinged 210 into a 3mph wind and no elevation...that's a classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Q5mHPo2yDG8#t=0s Not really a golf joke..... but what fun !!!!!! Hahahahahaha