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Wed, Sep 17 2014 10:48 AM (282 replies)
  • Fekdrink
    138 Posts
    Fri, Oct 4 2013 7:34 AM

    I think I've just died and gone to Heaven. Either that or am asleep and having the best dream ever. The Wife has just exited the building saying, and I quote, "Right I'm going out to look for some p*ssy".

    Missing letter's a 'u' by the way. Jeez some of you American guys are prudes. I've typed a similar message on Facebook and on my Blog on the British based forum FISO and no censorship whatsoever.

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Fri, Oct 4 2013 8:15 AM

    Fekdrink:

    Average distance to hole:- 18 feet.

    Balls lost:- 7 

    Money spent:- Zero.

    What's your secret, champ!?

  • Fekdrink
    138 Posts
    Fri, Oct 4 2013 2:27 PM

    Being a wimp. If I see water anywhere near the pin then I play for the middle of the green.

    If I'm going to really shoot decent scores I think I need to be more aggressive generally. Not just on approaches but with my putting too. I still leave at least a putt a round inches short.

  • Mushy01
    2,567 Posts
    Fri, Oct 4 2013 2:45 PM

    That seems to be happening a lot lately for me also :-(

  • Fekdrink
    138 Posts
    Sat, Oct 5 2013 2:12 AM

    Another minor milestone. My BTB ratio (Birdies to Bogies) has finally, after six months of playing, topped 1. My 1 803rd birdie crept past the 1 802 bogies.

    The eagles to double bogies ratio has a very long way to go though.

  • Fekdrink
    138 Posts
    Sun, Oct 6 2013 4:42 AM

    Went out to a Fifties theme party last night and the Boss went as Olivia Newton-John from Grease, spray on black pants and off the shoulder black top. Fek me she looked hot. Curse this damn hip replacement, as she was most definitely "The one that I wanted".

    And with the blonde wig on it would have felt like a nice away fixture too.

     

    Golf? What golf?

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Sun, Oct 6 2013 8:54 AM

    Fekdrink:

    And with the blonde wig on it would have felt like a nice away fixture too.

     

    Golf? What golf?

    Sounds like you got chills and they're multiplying...

  • Fekdrink
    138 Posts
    Sun, Oct 6 2013 9:07 AM

    Absolutely PaulTon. And I'm losing control.

     

  • Fekdrink
    138 Posts
    Tue, Oct 8 2013 12:20 PM

    Well overall game still pretty damn poor and can't even be saved by my second Hole in One.

    http://www.wgt.com/gameclient.aspx?view=showReplay&JSON=%257B%2522GUID%2522%253A%252257442ecd-86e1-4f78-aab8-a2510138f850%2522%252C%2522Brand%2522%253A%2522%2522%257D

  • drmoose
    3,538 Posts
    Tue, Oct 8 2013 1:46 PM

    Fekdrink:

    Only 30s and 31s will do.

    I'm feked.

     

    Lol, I've spent 2 1/2 years getting to where you are ( TM, current av. 62.8 ), spent tons of money, and still pull my hair out daily. Good luck on your quest. Do keep us posted.

    Doc :)

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