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• ct690911 7,205 Posts

  Sat, Sep 10 2016 9:23 AM

  " This explains a lot . Incestuous inbred freak..."

  ^^^ this comment explains a lot as well.

   "This is such an obvious ploy to gain attention ."

  Which is why you posted here, and not on his wall?

  ct

  Edit: Craig routinely posts jokes on here. Some are funny and some aren't. I believe his goal is to elicit laughs; nothing more. He certainly does not deserve the public personal attack you made on him.

• craigswan 31,554 Posts

  Sat, Sep 10 2016 1:07 PM

  Lets move on guys .

  Water off a ducks back and all that ,

  Life,s   too short .

• ct690911 7,205 Posts

  Sat, Sep 10 2016 1:55 PM

  craigswan:

  Lets move on guys .

  Water off a ducks back and all that ,

  Life,s   too short .

  A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. 

  The bartender asks where he came from?

  The duck responds that he works as a bricklayer at a construction site.

  The bartender asks why he worked construction, when he could be making a fortune in the circus?

  The duck replies, "what would the circus want with a brick laying duck?" 

  
  ..:)

• craigswan 31,554 Posts

  Sat, Sep 10 2016 2:34 PM

  Alice and Emile went for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and they order the 'Chicken Surprise.'  The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as Alice is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. ,

  'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband, Emile.  He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. Emile reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

  'Please sir,' stammers the waiter, 'what you order?'
  Emile replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'

  'Ah! So sorry, is mistake' says the attendant, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'