I think I've just died and gone to Heaven. Either that or am asleep and having the best dream ever. The Wife has just exited the building saying, and I quote, "Right I'm going out to look for some p*ssy".
Missing letter's a 'u' by the way. Jeez some of you American guys are prudes. I've typed a similar message on Facebook and on my Blog on the British based forum FISO and no censorship whatsoever.