It's called SOCCER and it's boring as watching a casket warp.
"Tonight on Sports: Fernwaggle played to a One/ All tie with Hogsbreath, while Meatcleaver was soundly thrashed by Wartface Bungmuffle, 2 Nil."
God, it's like Basketball on grass!
Run your ass off for 100 yards, kick the ball to another guy who then misses. The Goalie kicks the ball back the other way, where the other team does the same thing, with the same result.
Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
Now RUGBY! Sign me up! Use your hands, catch the ball, TACKLE someone. Aussie Football, YES! Run, kick, throw, show some ATHETICISM!
And, do some math, Jim. There are only 1440 minutes in each day. If Nick is having a meaningful day's practice, hitting MAYBE a shot every minute, watching trajectory, seeing if it did what he wanted, then placing the next ball, lining up, hitting it, etc, etc, etc, he's going to have to hit really FAST. More than 2 balls a minute and the practice is a waste of time. At 2 balls a minute, he's going to have to go over 12 hours straight. No lunch, no water break, no toilet break, 12 hour STRAIGHT.
I love Faldo, but this claim is ***.